because im probably the best catch on here

parliament lights · December 11th, 2009, 10:09 AM

enjoy. i know some of you honeys will..

BEFORE: Real scrappy, messed hair, mangy beard...

BEFORE: Dazed and ready to start the clippers...

BEFORE: Top view

AFTER: Shaved head, nice thin chinstrap... i need to do this for a living.

AFTER: Face feelin smooth, confidence high.

AFTER: Killed the chinstrap

AFTER: Just another random...

AFTER: Day or two later, the beards coming back in and the head hair is getting thicker... by Christmas my shit will look legit.

**bamf** · December 11th, 2009, 02:34 PM

o daaaaang... sup burgy?!?

**Logical cancer** · December 23rd, 2009, 09:42 AM

rofl your head is shaped like a peanut and everyone knows who the best,now don't have a heart attack trying to find out who it is. CAUSE ITS ME THE SMEXY MOTHERFUCKER.

**laur** · December 24th, 2009, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logical cancer

rofl your head is shaped like a peanut and everyone knows who the best,now don't have a heart attack trying to find out who it is. CAUSE ITS ME THE SMEXY MOTHERFUCKER.

Seriously? This coming from the "boy" who has to clarify his gender in his signature.

Newflash, androgyny went out of style ages ago.

I think you got eyeliner in your eyes and it's affecting your sight.

Also, Dan I like the smooth look. What ever happened to the Real World?

**Logical cancer** · December 24th, 2009, 04:24 PM

aww laur bebi why ya gotta be like that and i'm a pretty boy what do you expect. As far as the gender thing goes,people think i'm a female online. so yer

**kar** · January 18th, 2010, 02:42 PM

dan is definitely the most attractive guy on this site, no question

and lol at honeys. that made me lol for real

**Logical cancer** · January 20th, 2010, 06:57 PM

I got an ass of people who lol'd at he's the best on here. Jesus also doesn't like liars. D:

**kar** · February 8th, 2010, 05:15 PM

an opinion isn't a lie, stop being a child. and if you have so many people laughing at said posts, why don't you have them sign up? we need more action around this place

**bamf** · February 12th, 2010, 07:35 AM

i don't find shit funny.
truths is truths. deal.

**tyLer** · February 18th, 2010, 01:54 PM

dan tried having phone sex with me

December 11th, 2009, 10:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
parliament lights Newb Status: Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: st. louis Posts: 20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	because im probably the best catch on here enjoy. i know some of you honeys will.. BEFORE: Real scrappy, messed hair, mangy beard... BEFORE: Dazed and ready to start the clippers... BEFORE: Top view AFTER: Shaved head, nice thin chinstrap... i need to do this for a living. AFTER: Face feelin smooth, confidence high. AFTER: Killed the chinstrap AFTER: Just another random... AFTER: Day or two later, the beards coming back in and the head hair is getting thicker... by Christmas my shit will look legit.

December 11th, 2009, 02:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
bamf dealish* Status: Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Islamorada Posts: 1,151 Thanks: 7 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Blog Entries: 3	o daaaaang... sup burgy?!? __________________ take your r a z o r... break down my lines... put your nose to the speaker... and breathe in, breathe in. clean up your nose, and f a c e the crowd... and k i s s your mirror 'cause you're all stars now. isn't it fun , how music makes your lips numb?

December 23rd, 2009, 09:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Logical cancer New Member Status: VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: columbia,sc home of the red necks Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	rofl your head is shaped like a peanut and everyone knows who the best,now don't have a heart attack trying to find out who it is. CAUSE ITS ME THE SMEXY MOTHERFUCKER. __________________ Yes, I'm a boy

December 24th, 2009, 04:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Logical cancer New Member Status: VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: columbia,sc home of the red necks Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	aww laur bebi why ya gotta be like that and i'm a pretty boy what do you expect. As far as the gender thing goes,people think i'm a female online. so yer __________________ Yes, I'm a boy

January 18th, 2010, 02:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
kar Junior Member Status: VIP Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	dan is definitely the most attractive guy on this site, no question and lol at honeys. that made me lol for real __________________ i'ma hold my breath until you feel it in your chest trust me, bitch, i will cut your hair.

January 20th, 2010, 06:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
Logical cancer New Member Status: VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: columbia,sc home of the red necks Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I got an ass of people who lol'd at he's the best on here. Jesus also doesn't like liars. D: __________________ Yes, I'm a boy

February 8th, 2010, 05:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
kar Junior Member Status: VIP Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	an opinion isn't a lie, stop being a child. and if you have so many people laughing at said posts, why don't you have them sign up? we need more action around this place __________________ i'ma hold my breath until you feel it in your chest trust me, bitch, i will cut your hair.

February 12th, 2010, 07:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
bamf dealish* Status: Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Islamorada Posts: 1,151 Thanks: 7 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Blog Entries: 3	i don't find shit funny. truths is truths. deal. __________________ take your r a z o r... break down my lines... put your nose to the speaker... and breathe in, breathe in. clean up your nose, and f a c e the crowd... and k i s s your mirror 'cause you're all stars now. isn't it fun , how music makes your lips numb?

February 18th, 2010, 01:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
tyLer New Member Status: VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: fL Posts: 76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	dan tried having phone sex with me __________________